Spam

To you tyrannical Japanese and American spammers, wherever the hell you are,

You both parties have one thing in common. Bullshit. If this is going to promote your product/sex service/ virus/ Trojan horse/ advertisement/ easy-money-making scheme, you are targetting the wrong guy. If it's your job to spam inactive blogs, please go find your own asses to promote your products because they need it more than I do. I wouldn't be bothered to delete your posts, but rather contribute to the world what the world HAS to see - idiots and shitheads that have no life just like all of you transvestites and freaks. Have a life.

2010

I dread...


Leaving:
Home
Family and friends
Beloved
School
Society

Entering:
A phase of solitude
A whole new life
Hell


It's just the part of life that changes the most. When you out of school uniform and into the outside world. Tertiary education is no longer an option, but a must. And for my parents, going overseas is the must. I have a dateline to comply, and I won't be here for long. For now, I have to find work, and I have to apply for scholarships to see whether I can bring about subsidy to a my crazy family's budget.

I guess we all have to come to this point when we say goodbye to childhood and adolescence. 11 months and I'm an adult. 6 months maximum, I'll be out of here. Leaving everything behind. Entering a new world. Coming back only once so seldom which is nothing but a temporary welcome back. Sigh, this is so depressing.

But still, we have to move on as civilised people. I guess I have done enough years in school, and now it's off to higher education. It's this time when you dread being old, when all you wanted during your high school days was more freedom. This freedom is dreadful.

To my beloved friends, let us all just stand together and cherish our last moments together. Some have already left us, but we'll keep them in mind. And one day, hopefully we'll reunite.

I feel so corny, but I guess everyone will, someday.

For now, it's the 1992s' turn.

And so will be, for the years to come.

Drive

This is a reduce, reuse, recycle advertisement.

Do you have any old, obsolete, junk computers still in use at home, in your office, or in someone else's toilet bowl?

This is your final warning - please trash it.

Why?

Simple.

I had to do my law today. Another word for it is table test. Undoubtedly, the only examination in Malaysian where 84 is the passing mark. Anyway, I'm learning to drive. =.= (Laugh all you want. I know I'm younger than you ex-Form 5's.)

I was assigned to this bugging old computer at counter 6. First you have your test for colour blindness. Next, is a vision test, especially made for idiots and the blind. These are the kindergarten tests that you have to pass 100% before proceeding to the main part.

And so, with a dumb connection that probably still uses dial-up, you wait like one minute for it to sign in, and you actually have to press the 'end session' button to end the test when you have already answered ALL your questions and you have pressed the 'yes' button when they asked you whether you wished to end the test. Make this simple. There's two 'end' buttons. One at the end, one at the bottom left corner of the screen if you decide to flop. The third one is on your UP-TO-DATE keyboard. Try that now.

I've been struggling through law for the past week. It's undoubtedly not-so-freedom after SPM, having to sit for another test which still requires some common sense. Yes, you can shoot your way through, but as probability has it, you won't pass. Not a chance.

I finished in 15 minutes. But before pressing the 'end session' button, you would have to check. But if you don't press that button, you will end up failing as well. Told you how out-of-date this system is?!

I checked backwards. 50, 49, 48... 34. I stumbled upon question 34.

Then the monitor started going on and off. The monitor's resolution went berserk, highs and lows. Then it switched off, before I could press the 'end session' button.

I went to make a complaint at the counter.

And then...

BOOM!!!

The staff were really too blur to even bother about the computer's state. One even asked me to sacrifice my healthy lungs by smelling that area for any nasty, burnt silicon smell. And yup, there was. Short circuit. All the others were probably thinking what the hell did I do to the computer.

Then, the bad news. I had to redo the test. =.= Luckily, the system is online and somehow, I managed to log in and resume from where I was, without any deduction to my remaining time. I had all my answers at 0 seconds, and so, being a bit 'pai seh', I decided to stay and check for five minutes before going out. And also, I wanted to get the hell out in case counter 2's computer suffered the same fate.

And so, I passed. Duration: 4 minutes and 53 seconds. For those who probably jumped to conclusions, they'd probably think I'm such a good 'chiong-er'. I'm not.

Thank you, old comp. You have just given a very suitable public service message. Trash that old hag!

Zzz.

This is the most zzz moment of life.

Books. Zzz.
Kelantan papers. Zzz.
Sejarah. Zzz.
NO study leave. Zzz.

SECOND TRIAL PAPER FOR SEJARAH. Zzz.


And the thoughts of leaving my beloved home, my beloved town, my beloved country. Zzz. And "HAHA" to the sarcasm. It's a practical joke.

People are just rushing through their books for SPM. I can only comment: Zzz.

People are DESPERATE for the forecast topics for SPM. I would say: Zzz. That is if I even pronounce it correctly. Zzz. This is such a waste of time.

I really should be studying now, but I just can't find the tab to that nice song I've heard. Zzz.

No, I'm not announcing the name of that song. It's unavailable anyway. Zzz.

Touching my books is just like touching those kiddish Enid Blyton series once more. Memorising every single bit of childishness, one by one. Zzz.

Yea, that's education to you. MEMORISING. Ah, go to hell, memorisers! Zzz.

I guess that's Man's mental capacity in a world of numerical dominance. They say the more number of A1's (Currently A+. Zzz.), the better. Zzz.

Sometimes I just wonder whether we earn the distinction from our hard work MEMORISING instead of understanding. Zzz. Amen to that.

Oh, did I tell you our seniors used to learn 80 moral values instead of our current 36? Zzz.

Oh yea, do I have to add that these moral values are learnt by MEMORY? Zzz.

God gave us a cerebral cortex not just for memory, but for understanding and continuous learning throughout our lives. Zzz. Oh yea, I memorised that from Bio. What's there to understand about anyway? Zzz.

There's just this nonsensical word to everything. Zzz. Everything is just: Zzz. At this very moment right now.

My friends are having their "sick" leaves, and I'm not allowed to skip school even once. Zzz.

It's not like my attendance is getting A anyway, ever since my one week's case of HFM. Zzz.

Speaking of HFM, it should have infected me now than before... At least I get my sick leave. Sick without the inverted commas. Zzz.

The world is just so zzzzzz right now. I feel like having no life. MapleSEA is no life. DotA is no life.

Studies --> no life. Proven chemical equation. Zzz.

We all need a break from this. Zzz.

And I can't imagine... Getting 99.5 as a prerequisite for a course that seems more appealing to me than the others. Zzz. You guys guess the course.

And yea, the perfect ending:



Zzz.




Sekian, terima kasih. Zzz.




Zzz,
Zzz.





Count the number of times the word "Zzz." came out in this blog. Yes, it must just look like this: Zzz. Capitalisation and punctuation counts. Zzz. Size and font doesn't count. Text me the correct answer, and you win yourself a slap to any place which you desire, as long as it's on you not me. First come first serve basis! Zzz.

Trials

It's been a while since the last real update. You can't blame me. It's getting hectic now, and I still refuse to count the days to SPM. (The smarter ones count the days left till SPM is OVER!)

The results for trials are finally out - well, long time ago, but still, let's consider I've only bothered publishing it now. I've ended a 'wicked sick' streak of getting 1st in class this term. I've been overtaken. And it's such a relief I didn't fall any worse.

And whatever I said in "Maybe" (the previous post) actually came true after all...

Anyway, here it is:



BAHASA MELAYU
78 (1A) It's not supposed to be 1A, but 2A, but in the list it's written is 1A. o.O

ENGLISH
93 (1A)

MATHEMATICS
98 (1A)

SEJARAH
81 (1A) Ha. Ha.

PENDIDIKAN MORAL
88 (1A) Ironic of my morality.

ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS
95 (1A)

CHEMISTRY
85 (1A)

BIOLOGY
80 (1A) In the face, you stupid Bio book!

PHYSICS
87 (1A) Most bias paper. I got the same marks as someone else. His remark was "OK", and mine was "NOT GOOD!". Grr.

ENGLISH FOR SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
86 (1A)

PRINSIP PERAKAUNAN
84 (1A) I was having a bad stomachache and diarrhoea while doing this paper. >.<



GRAND TOTAL: 955/1100

AVERAGE: 86.81

POSITION: 2/44



I won't confirm these results until it's officialised. But anyway, I have made some epic failures in trials.

First of all, for BM rumusan, I got a legendary 12 out of 30. Amazing!

And I lost all my marks in Accounts because I didn't do the extra accounts (even though it didn't state they were necessary). Stupendous!

My Sejarah was legendary. Out of 12 marks, I only answered three points from the book, and I got eight correct. The effects of colonisation of the Europeans towards other regions. And I even wrote this crap: Europeans married the Asians, and thus came about the Eurasians. (In BM, of course.) Teacher's reason for not marking it: I'm not too sure about that. It's not even in the book!!! Well, I didn't get the mark anyway.

As usual, my friends' superb sniping skills on the objective questions of History kicked my arse totally. Surprisingly, I only lost 13 marks in my paper two (which I didn't even properly study for, oops), and all the rest from the sniping field dropped me. Grr.

At least I don't use cash to buy weapons in online games...

Neither do they.


=(



Dynasty Teo has finally ended. (Taken from my Facebook account, flooded by messages on my father.)